Cyrus Broacha Quotes

“Every night, I say goodnight to the kids like Rajesh Khanna, muah muah, two kisses, say goodnight to my wife, and every night, I'd go to the recreation room and watch cricket with two old men.”

— Cyrus Broacha

At the end of the day, I know that I make my living by dressing up, fooling around, playing pranks and giving people a good time. I am enjoying the ride.

— Cyrus Broacha

“Bollywood is a strange world.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“I was named after the great emperor Cyrus as my father, Farokh Broacha, was a great admirer of the Persian emperor. Continuing the tradition, I have named my son after Mikhail Gorbachev, someone whom I admire. He gave his people freedom.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“Amongst Indian celebrities, Shah Rukh is a great one to interview. He's a brilliant T.V. anchor, a people person, and enjoys talking.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“I grew up in Delhi, where there are no Parsis. But once I came to Mumbai, I realised how quirky Parsis are.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“I have a great desire to serve humanity without ever actually getting off my chair.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“That is how our marriage is working so well. My secret of happiness is keeping my contact to the minimum.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“As a test cricket lover, and as a cricket lover, I like all forms of the game.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“I don't keep a mobile, I am not computer savvy; I am not on any website. I live like a cave man.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“I have no idea how women manage their hair. Seriously.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“I have the right credentials to be nominated to the Rajya Sabha.”

— Cyrus Broacha

My mother thinks I'm a national treasure. She's the only one who thinks my Golden Kela award is the greatest gift ever.

— Cyrus Broacha

“As much I can stay away from people, I remain happy.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“I lift quite heavy weights, but unfortunately no one believes me.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“I realised that a television show on political lampoon was one genre that was missing.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“Popular and good and bad is not the same thing.”

— Cyrus Broacha

“The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed.”

— Cyrus Broacha

That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with funny accents and odd rituals, and we get into trouble.

— Cyrus Broacha

We South Asians have sycophancy in our genes!

— Cyrus Broacha