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I love basketball. I love football. And to me, I think thats a dimension that you dont see with a lot of female leads, especially. I have a genuine love for it, and I always thought it was very interesting to show that side of me.
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If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

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The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters.

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My mom ending up passing away, and I got really depressed and didn't have money for therapy, and so I started doing standup to cope with my mom's death.

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A lot of my material was based on my family.

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I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.

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I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative.

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My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.

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The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.

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There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.

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To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience.

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I love the Rio Grande Valley. I always say it's home - Texas is home. I've been out in L.A. a little over ten years, and I still get so excited when I go back home. It just feels comfortable; it makes me smile.

— Cristela Alonzo

I love basketball. I love football. And to me, I think that's a dimension that you don't see with a lot of female leads, especially. I have a genuine love for it, and I always thought it was very interesting to show that side of me.

— Cristela Alonzo

I'm not trying to represent the whole Latino community. There are too many different cultures, and Latinos will always say, 'My family doesn't do that.'

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We grew up devout Catholics, so my trips to San Juan always include going to the churches that we used to go to and lighting candles and everything. Everything I do in San Juan is what I used to do with my mom, kind of as a tribute to her.

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