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If you really are superior, you dont go around saying youre superior - unless youre Jewish.
— Bonnie McFarlane —

My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded.

— Bonnie McFarlane

One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation. For example: The retarded gynecologist, the retarded Jesus, the retarded Osama Bin Laden. It works. It's funny. Inappropriate? I dunno. I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of what crosses the line of good taste being that I am retarded. Socially perhaps, but severly retarded.

— Bonnie McFarlane

I still don't really know what my style is. I like a lot of different kinds of comedy, I like watching it and I like being inventive and original. That's the problem with doing a longer set - you can't do every joke that you have because some stuff contradicts other stuff. Even when you know that the audience knows that you're joking and it's not true, you still can't do a joke about your family dying and then later talk about your Mom. I mean you want to keep some kind of cohesive order going.

— Bonnie McFarlane

If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish.

— Bonnie McFarlane

I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.

— Bonnie McFarlane

If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.

— Bonnie McFarlane

When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and as you can imagine, that had its drawbacks. But now I'm a professional, so I pace myself throughout the day.

— Bonnie McFarlane

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