Benny Hill Quotes

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Benny Hill Quotes

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
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That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

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Do unto others, then run.

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Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

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Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

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Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

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Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

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