Andy Kindler Quotes

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Andy Kindler Quotes

I think that most people will spend their whole life not figuring out what theyre meant to do, or figuring out what theyre meant to do on their way to do something else. So I just feel lucky that I know what I love to do. Everything else figures itself out.
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You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza.

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I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of.

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'Ambulatory' is my favorite word to use because it never gets a laugh.

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I will say that I wasn't susceptible to Tony Robbins-like pitches, even as a younger man.

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I would like Albert Brooks to have received the Oscars for best actor, best director and best screenplay for 'Modern Romance.' I love that movie.

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I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.

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I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage.

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Why did God have to make Mo'Nique a good actress? What was God thinking when he decided to give Mo'Nique acting chops. Now we have to endure Mo'Nique comedy specials.

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You tell me that 'Date Night' was good? I'm not going to see it. I will debate you on it, having no knowledge of the footage in the film. I was next to someone on the plane watching it, and they were dozing off.

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I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done.

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Why does Louis CK get named Comedy Person of the Year? I should be named Comedy Person of the Year just so I can parlay it into another few weeks of road work.

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Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.

— Andy Kindler

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