Alan Jay Lerner Quotes

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Alan Jay Lerner Quotes

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didnt sleep on Monday nights.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

— Alan Jay Lerner

An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.

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Why can't a woman be more like a man?

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On a clear day, rise and look around you and you'll see who you are on a clear day, how it will astound you that the glow of your being outshines every star! You feel part of every mountain, sea and shore. You can hear from far and near a world you've never heard before And on that clear day you can see forever more

— Alan Jay Lerner

The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry. Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.

— Alan Jay Lerner

We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes. A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.

— Alan Jay Lerner

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

— Alan Jay Lerner

Thank heaven for little girls!
For little girls get bigger every day.

— Alan Jay Lerner

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