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I always joke that theyre all like my children, so I love them all, but I would be lying if I didnt admit that Wonder Woman has an affinity for me.
— Diane Nelson —

In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.

— Graham Chapman

The joke is on both of you. Your sanction is the only source of certainty he has.

— Ayn Rand

To joke in the face of danger is the supreme politeness, a delicate refusal to cast oneself as a tragic hero; panache is therefore a timid heroism, like the smile with which one excuses one's superiority.

— Edmond Rostand

You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.

— C.S. Lewis

Is it time to go?" she asked, propping herself onto her elbow. He tugged up the collar of his coat and slipped his feet into his boots. Then he looked at her with a seriousness that sent a jolt of fear through her. "We can't leave." "Sure we can." She pushed herself up but was immediately overcome by a wave of dizziness. "Even if you were up to leaving, which you're not"-he nodded at her weak attempt at sitting up-"I let the horse go last night. It was her only chance of surviving. Hopefully she made her way back to the stable." "We could walk-" "Not without snowshoes. The snow's too deep and the wind too harsh." She leaned back again, suddenly weary and cold. "Then we're stuck here?" "Until a rescue party comes for us." He pulled on his gloves. "Or until spring. Whichever comes first." He gave a halfhearted grin at his attempt at a joke.

— Jody Hedlund

My life has been one great big joke,
A dance that's walked,
A song that's spoke,
I laugh so hard I almost choke,
When I think about myself.

— Maya Angelou

Truth was the last thing on my mind, and even if there was such a thing, I didn't want it in my house. Oedipus went looking for the truth and when he found it, it ruined him. It was a cruel horror of a joke. So much for the truth. I was gonna talk out of both sides of my mouth and what you heard depended on which side you were standing. If I ever did stumble on any truth, I was gonna sit on it and keep it down.

— Bob Dylan

At MakerBot, we joke that if we were engineers we would still be on our first prototype. There's something about just 'Doing ititeration is a way of engineering.

— Bre Pettis

The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.

— Julius Charles Hare

Don't kid yourself. Global warming is no joke. Here's how serious global warming has gotten to be in the United States. In this country global warming is so bad, we are now actually starting to warm up to Barry Bonds.

— David Letterman

I think you need to have the guts to not use comedy. Often, the people that work in comedy use a joke to avoid contemplation.

— Steve Coogan

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