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Nookie." I giggle because the word itself is funny but hearing her say it makes it even more so. "Im going to give you some advice because youre still a new wife—and because my son can be a little shit at times. I know; Im his mum." She looks around as though shes about to reveal top-secret information. "Nookie equals power and theres a reason he wants it from you all the time. It levels the playing field. Dont like something hes doing? Take the nookie away. Get the results you want. Need him to see things your way but he refuses? Withhold the nookie and hell make the fastest attitude adjustment youve ever seen. Want your husband to retire because hes going to work himself into an early grave and miss his grandchildren growing up the way he missed his kids? Close the gates of nookie and get your husband home with you instead of burying him. Thats how you work it, darling. You use the power of the nookie to get the results you want.
— Georgia Cates —

I had sinus surgery the day after Christmas and it has been the worst surgery of my life. Very painful, and on top of it everyone of course thought I got a nose job. Which is so funny because if you know me I would have told you I got a nose job I'm not gonna keep it a secret.

— Kaley Cuoco

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