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“You bought a one-way ticket to New York with no return flight booked," he says. "Im flying to New York and Im not coming back for a month or two," I explain. "Im not booking a round-trip flight at this point." "I understand. No problem. Well be finished right after a quick thorough search." I think hes kidding. Hes not. I keep trying to joke with him as he frisks me a little too eagerly. "I thought youd buy me a drink first," I say. "I guess the only people drinking fifteen minutes before a flight are the pilots.”
— Billy Crystal —

“You bought a one-way ticket to New York with no return flight booked," he says. "I'm flying to New York and I'm not coming back for a month or two," I explain. "I'm not booking a round-trip flight at this point." "I understand. No problem. We'll be finished right after a quick thorough search." I think he's kidding. He's not. I keep trying to joke with him as he frisks me a little too eagerly. "I thought you'd buy me a drink first," I say. "I guess the only people drinking fifteen minutes before a flight are the pilots.”

— Billy Crystal

“That is exactly what nobody seems to grasp about this karma business. It's not a simple matter of cause and effect, reward and punishment. It's a question of what's available. You see, as long as life for the majority of souls on this planet is just a long round of starvation, misery, torture, and early death-and believe me, outside this fortunate watershed that is an apt description of the state of affairs-as long as only a few live in comfort while the masses scrape along in want, then all us returning souls have to take our fair share of shifts among the hungry. You think this life you've lived was tough? Let me tell you, it was just R and R between the ones where you never get a solid meal two days running or you die before your first birthday from drinking bad water.”

— Starhawk

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