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And I thought when youre a half-hour late, and your friends think youre in jail, its probably a sign you steal too much.
— CrimethInc. —

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

— David Brent

Vera B. Williams Quotes: I dont make a point of ending up in jail
I don't make a point of ending up in jail. But if you try to put your hopes and beliefs for a better life into effect, arrest is sometimes a hazard.

— Vera B. Williams

And I thought
when you're a half-hour late, and your friends think you're in jail, it's probably a sign you steal too much.

— CrimethInc.

Mahbod Seraji Quotes: I couldnt stand by and watch you put
I couldn't stand by and watch you put yourselves in harm's way. No way. And fuck those SAVAK bastards, and their Western masters, and the grand servant of the West. Fuck anyone who wants to put me in jail because I stood by my friends to mourn the death of a hero, screw them all. I don't care if I have to spend the rest of my life behind bars, I don't, I really don't. I learned today that friendship is worth making sacrifices for. Doctor proved that life is a small price to pay for your beliefs.

— Mahbod Seraji

Irene S. Levine Quotes: Your best friend is the person who not
Your best friend is the person who not only knows all the important stories and events in your life, but has lived through them with you. Your best friend isn't the person you call when you are in jail; mostly likely, she is sitting in the cell beside you.

— Irene S. Levine

She's no lady. Her songs are all unbelievably unhappy or lewd. It's called Blues. She sings about sore feet, sexual relations, baked goods, killing your lover, being broke, men called Daddy, women who dress like men, working, praying for rain. Jail and trains. Whiskey and morphine. She tells stories between verses and everyone in the place shouts out how true it all is.

— Ann-Marie MacDonald

Do not get yourself arrested, you hear?" she urged. "I am not going to bail your butt out of jail, mister."
"Now who's goin' all old geezer, huh?" He snorted. "I'm gonna get drunk and pass out on my bed at home. Haven't done that for so long I can't remember."
"Probably a reason for that, Beck. You're killing brain cells, and you don't have that many to spare.

— Jana Oliver

Jail was preferable. There they only limited you physically. In a mental ward they tampered with your soul and worldview and mind.

— John Kennedy Toole

Marissa Meyer Quotes: I need you to know i never meant it i
I need you to know I never meant it. I said it because I thought that's what you're supposed to say, but it didn't mean anything. And it's different with you. This is the first time I've been scared. Scared you'll change your mind. Scared I'll screw it up. Aces, Cress, I'm terrified of you." Her stomach fluttered. He didn't look terrified. "Here's the thing." Thorne crawled over her legs and lay down beside her, boots and all. "You deserve better than some thief who's going to end up in jail again. Everyone knows it. Even I know it. But you seem determined to believe I'm actually a decent guy who's halfway worthy of you. So, what scares me most"-he twisted a lock of her hair between his fingers-"is that someday even you will realize that you can do better.

— Marissa Meyer

I know a lot of people who are weak, who are in a perpetual cycle of poverty and being locked up. There are guys from my neighborhood who are in jail or who are dead. It does take a certain strength to know your environment and say, 'I can grow beyond it.'

— Mekhi Phifer

Why you like this, huh? Why you always think you have to do things your own way? I ast your mama bout it one time, while you was in jail.
What she say? ast Sofia.
She say you think your way as good as anybody else's. Plus, it yours.
Sofia laugh.

— Alice Walker

Naomi Wolf Quotes: The first amendment applies to rogues
The First Amendment applies to rogues and scoundrels. You don't lose your First Amendment rights because of a sleazy personality, or even for having committed a crime. Felons in jail are protected by the First Amendment.

— Naomi Wolf

Derek Bok Quotes: I dont think the alternative to yale is
I don't think the alternative to Yale is jail by any means. On the other hand, there is a mass of research that does show that there are real advantages to your subsequent career in going to selective institutions.

— Derek Bok

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

— Woody Hayes

Christmas poem to a man in jail
hello Bill Abbott:
I appreciate your passing around my books in
jail there, my poems and stories.
if I can lighten the load for some of those guys with
my books, fine.
but literature, you know, is difficult for the
average man to assimilate (and for the unaverage man too);
I don't like most poetry, for example,
so I write mine the way I like to read it.

— Charles Bukowski

Steven D. Levitt Quotes: It might be worthwhile to take a
It might be worthwhile to take a familiar question-why there is so much crime in modern society?-and stand it on its head: why isn't there a bit more crime?
After all, every one of us regularly passes up opportunities to main, steal, and defraud. The chance of going to jail-thereby losing your job, your house, and your freedom, all of which are essentially economic penalties-is certainly a strong incentive. But when it comes to crime people also respond to moral incentives (they don't want to do something they consider wrong) and social incentives (they don't want to be seen by others as doing something wrong).

— Steven D. Levitt

You see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No food bill to sweat. Free dental plan. And that's worth something, dude.You don't wnat to stick your nose up at free dental.

— Janet Evanovich

Ice-T Quotes: When i first started out in music i was
When I first started out in music, I was so negative. I was knee-deep in the streets. Then my friends started going to jail. They said, 'Boy, you better start taking this seriously; you got a chance to do something with your life.' That's when I realised I had to focus. The music led to the acting.

— Ice-T

Shannon L. Alder Quotes: If you live life on your own terms it
If you live life on your own terms it shouldn't feel like a jail cell.

— Shannon L. Alder

You can't escape an assasin," He leaned forward, shadows swallowing his eyes. "Hangings, bumbling bureaucrats, dishonest crewman, jail - those you can talk your way out of, you try hard enough. But this kind of death is the is the only kind of death.

— Cassandra Rose Clarke

It's like being on Death Row in an American jail. You are waiting for the door handle to turn, not knowing whether it's a reprieve or just your final breakfast before being executed.

— Howard Wilkinson

Simone Elkeles Quotes: Ill tell you whats real real is that i
I'll tell you what's real. Real is that I was in jail for the past year, rooming with drug dealers and eating crap food your dog wouldn't touch. Real is not being able to wear your own frickin' underwear and showering with twenty-five other dicks every day while guards watch. Real is my next-door neighbor who walks like she's balancing on stilts because her leg is so fucked up from the accident. Brian, your perception of reality is totally off.

— Simone Elkeles

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

— Dean Martin

In Canada you can still settle things with your fists. If there's a fight in a bar, no one goes to jail.

— Jeremy Hotz

Tupac Shakur Quotes: You reached your level you dont want any
You reached your level, you don't want any more. We asked ten years ago, we were askin' with the Panthers, we were askin' in the Civil Rights Movement. Now those who were askin' are all dead or in jail, wo what are we gonna do? And we shouldn't be angry!?

— Tupac Shakur

You never wanna see yourself there. Like, ever. I'd rather go to jail than see myself on Step Your Rap Game up because I take a lot of time with my stuff.

— Wale

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail.

— Cole Porter

Do not help your jailers to pretend that their jail is your natural state of existence.

— Ayn Rand

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