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Id rather walk these chasms with a compulsive murderer than you. At least then, when the conversation got tedious, Id have an easy way out." "And your feet stink," [Shallan] said. "See? Too early. I cant possibly be witty at this hour. So no arguments." She hesitated, then continued more softly. "Besides, no murderer would agree to accompany you. Everyone needs to have some standards, after all.
— Brandon Sanderson —

Smile. Nod. Say
something witty
before he finds
out what an incredible
geek you are.

— Ellen Hopkins

I've since met other Midwesterners, and I know the drill: They can be witty, bright, and kind, but they're not self-centered, grandiose, or emotional. They can be even-tempered, even during sh@tstorms of winter weather that render their climate unfit for life. They use relative negatives when they-re asked how they're doing, and say it 'could be worse'. They're polite enough to keep their feelings from bleeding over into messy ethnic territories. They hate margarine.

— Julie Klausner

People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.

— George Eliot

Whether I'm writing a novel about a guy mourning the death of his father or whether I'm writing a show about people killing each other, you want to hear characters speak and be funny and witty.

— Jonathan Tropper

I know the bestseller 'Gone Girl' doesn't need an ounce of support from me, but that book was as sharp and witty as they come.

— Jami Attenberg

I'd rather walk these chasms with a compulsive murderer than you. At least then, when the conversation got tedious, I'd have an easy way out."
"And your feet stink," [Shallan] said. "See? Too early. I can't possibly be witty at this hour. So no arguments." She hesitated, then continued more softly. "Besides, no murderer would agree to accompany you. Everyone needs to have some standards, after all.

— Brandon Sanderson

Tired people aren't witty

— Teri Hatcher

The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.

— Baron De Montesquieu

[On Italian:] One may almost call it a language that talks of itself, and always seems more witty than its speakers.

— Madame De Stael

Like Hemingway and Faulkner, but in an entirely different mode, Fitzgerald had that singular quality without which a writer is not really a writer at all, and that is a voice, a distinct and identifiable voice. This is really not the same thing as a style; a style can be emulated, a voice cannot, and the witty, rueful, elegaic voice gives his work its bright authenticity.

— William Styron

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