Quotes About The Restroom

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Quotes About The Restroom

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
— Jeff Foxworthy —

Our eyes collided as heat rushed up my arm. The tingling between my legs intensified, the need in my gut moaned with want. All I could see was Braden, all I could smell was Braden, and his body was so close I imagined I could almost feel all of his hard strength pressing against me. Right then I wanted nothing more than to pull him into the ladies restroom and let him screw me hard against the wall.

— Samantha Young

And then he spoke the very first words he'd ever spoken to me. His deep, rich voice dissolved my bones. I almost responded with "Of course I'll have sex with you before you sacrifice me to your gods." Then I realized he'd asked me where the restroom was.

— Darynda Jones

But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.

— Tina Fey

We don't have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon."
"You've got a magician named Mel?

— Rick Riordan

I visited a new cultural center in Shanghai in 2005 that was pretty much perfect, except for the really badly translated Chinglish signs: a handicapped restroom that said 'Deformed Man's Toilet,' that kind of thing.

— David Henry Hwang

A white American can orbit the earth, but a black American can't enter a restroom.

— Ken Follett

With you away, it is as if all the letters in my life are scrambled into an anagram, and I will not be able to put all the letters in order and make sense of anything until you return. I never want to be apart from you again, Beatrice, except in the restroom, at work, and when one of us is at a movie that the other does not want to see.

— Lemony Snicket

You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being.

— Hillary Clinton

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