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Quotes About Secret Santa

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.
— Chelsea Handler —

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Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn't exist ... First you're slightly disappointed, and then you're happy because you're in on the secret

— Ben Mitchell

The gift from my Secret Santa wasn't anything special. That makes me sad. I bet you anything that Mary Elizabeth is my Secret Santa because only she would give me socks.

— Stephen Chbosky

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

— David Cross

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

— Chelsea Handler

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