Quotes About Microwave Oven

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Quotes About Microwave Oven

They say youre not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. Theyre right.
— Steven Wright —

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

— Steven Wright

He always has a joke to tell or is doing something so seriously ridiculous that you can't help but laugh at him. Last night, he tried to dry his socks in the microwave.
Then Boo yelled at him. She told him the oven works better.

— Belle Aurora

Guys, just remember, if you get lucky, if you make a lot of money, if you get out and buy a lot of stuff
it's gonna break. You got your biggest, fanciest mansion in the world. It has air conditioning. It's got a pool. Just think of all the pumps that are going to go out. Or go to a yacht basin any place in the world. Nobody is smiling, and I'll tell you why. Something broke that morning. The generator's out; the microwave oven doesn't work ... Things just don't mean happiness.

— Ross Perot

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