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One of Victors friends had a pet called "Terry the Truth Cat." When she was little and her father thought she was lying he would pick up the cat and say, "You kids tell me the truth or Terry gets it." I guess it was supposed to help with honesty but it seems pretty fucked up. Plus, I dont think I could threaten a cat. Maybe we could get Terry the Truth Turtle and threaten him with a fake gun. Wed be trying to get our daughter, Hailey, to tell the truth and hed just hide his head in his shell like, "Im not part of this. Im not with you guys." But I dont like guns so maybe we could hold it over a pot of boiling
— Jenny Lawson —

One of Victor's friends had a pet called "Terry the Truth Cat." When she was little and her father thought she was lying he would pick up the cat and say, "You kids tell me the truth or Terry gets it." I guess it was supposed to help with honesty but it seems pretty fucked up. Plus, I don't think I could threaten a cat. Maybe we could get Terry the Truth Turtle and threaten him with a fake gun. We'd be trying to get our daughter, Hailey, to tell the truth and he'd just hide his head in his shell like, "I'm not part of this. I'm not with you guys." But I don't like guns so maybe we could hold it over a pot of boiling

— Jenny Lawson

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