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Well, all of us country club ex-wives need a lot of money," she said. "Sex with the stable boys at the club isnt cheap you know." I almost choked. "Mom! You made me spit my beer." My dearest mother hummed into the phone. "Maybe you wouldnt be single, darling, if you learned to swallow properly.
— N.R. Walker —

The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.

— Kin Hubbard

Somehow, despite her politics and smarts, she had become a wife, and wives, as we all know, are invisible. The midnight elves of marriage. The house in the country, the apartment in the city, the taxes, the dog, all were her concern: he had no idea what she did with her time. It would have been compounded with children; thank goodness for childlessness, then.

— Lauren Groff

That was when she knew, with existential bitterness, that her husband had understood nothing of her. Somehow, despite her politics and smarts, she had become a wife, and wives, as we all know, are invisible. The midnight elves of marriage.

— Lauren Groff

I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing in their eyes that says they've seen more than they could ever possibly tell you.

— Kate Hudson

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.

— Sam Kinison

John-Paul did not have the requisite organizational abilities to handle bigamy. He would have slipped up long ago. Turned up at the wrong house. Called one of his wives by the wrong name. He'd be constantly leaving his possessions at the other place.

— Liane Moriarty

I think that most of my romance comes out in my music. And if you look at my track record of three ex-wives, maybe there's something to that.

— David Foster

Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.

— David Letterman

Geniuses are horrid, intolerant, easily offended, sleeplessly self-conscious men, who expect their wives to be angels with no further business in life than to pet and worship their husbands. Even at the best they are not comfortable men to live with; and a perfect husband is one who is perfectly comfortable to live with.

— George Bernard Shaw

Mothers, wives and maids, These be the tools with which priests manage men.

— Robert Browning

Thanks to feminism, women can now acquire status in two ways: through marriage or their own achievements. Cure cancer or marry the man who does, either way society will applaud. Unless he marries into the British royal family, it doesn't work that way for men. Wives shed no glory on their husbands. Having tea with Nancy Reagan is an honor; having tea with Denis Thatcher is a joke.

— Katha Pollitt

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