Quotes About Croquet

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Quotes About Croquet

Its a universal truth that nothing spoils a postlunch game of croquet like suspecting the other players of murder.
— Shannon Hale —

A curse on this game. How can you stick at a game when the rules keep on changing? I shall call myself Alice and play croquet with the flamingos. In Wonderland everyone cheats and love is Wonderland, isn't it?

— Jeanette Winterson

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

— Cheshire Cat

This was an away-day for the deputy prime minister's staff, who've had a change of responsibilities [on John Prescott's scandalous playing habits ... on the croquet lawn]

— Paul Clark

I am not a Jew for Jesus but I am definitely a Jew for Christmas. Christmas is one of the best things you Christians have given us, along with mac and cheese, Bono, croquet and politeness.

— David Brooks

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