Quotes About Barbers

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Quotes About Barbers

With odorous oil thy head and hair are sleek; And then thou kembst the tuzzes on thy cheek: Of these, my barbers take a costly care.
— John Dryden —

There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines, liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold; barbers' shops, where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs, that furnish food and drink at a certain price.

— Hernan Cortes

The ball sack is supposed to be wrinkly; they're not bloody worry lines! I can't believe there's a machine that fixes this. I don't even own an iron. Balls don't need ironing! They're like a shellsuit, they're meant to be crease-looking. And anyway, I've sat on them most of the time, so they'd only get creased again. As for getting your arse bleached, I don't know what to make out that. I couldn't tell you what mine looks like. If you showed five photos of various anuses, I couldn't pick mine out from a line-up. I never understood why barbers used to show me the back of my head in a mirror after a quick trim, so I certainly wouldn't worry about the colour of my anus. I'd say if you're worrying about the colour of your anus, things must be good, as you can't have proper worries in your life.

— Karl Pilkington

Tyrion: Careful now, Shagga, you've cut him.
Shagga: Dolf fathered warriors, not barbers.

— George R.R. Martin

The Barbers had said they would arrive by three. It was like waiting to begin

— Sarah Waters

Nurses nurse
and teachers teach
and tailors mend
and preachers preach
and barbers trim
and chauffeurs haul
and parents get to do it all.

— Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz

I'm no part time dilettante photographer, unlike the bartenders, shoe salesmen, floorwalkers plumbers, barbers, grocery clerks and chiropractors whose great hobby is their camera. All their friends rave about what wonderful pictures they take. If they're so good, why don't they take pictures full-time, for a living, and make floor walking, chiropractics, etc., their hobby? But everyone wants to play it safe. They're afraid to give up their pay checks and their security they might miss a meal.

— Weegee

If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

— Paul Merson

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

— Robert Frost

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