Quotes About Baldness
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“When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.”
— Christopher Hitchens —
“There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.”
— Don Herold
“I adore good food as I adore all the other pleasant things of life, and because I have that gift I am able to look upon the future with equanimity."
"Why?" asked Alec.
"Because a love for good food is the only thing that remains with man when he grows old. Love? What is love when you are five and fifty and can no longer hide the disgraceful baldness of your pate. Ambition? What is ambition when you have discovered that honours are to the pushing and glory to the vulgar. Finally we must all reach an age when every passion seems vain, every desire not worth the trouble of achieving it; but then there still remain to the man with a good appetite three pleasures each day, his breakfast, his luncheon, and his dinner.”
— W. Somerset Maugham
“He was miles past middle age with a gut that housed ample good meals. A patch of silver hair formed a trail from his forehead to the crown of his head where it dead ended with male pattern baldness. A sea of family photos took up residence on his desk. He sat back in a high-back leather swivel chair. Steepled hands. Robert Last Boots in Cognac Cordovan. Blue collar city worker with prestigious white collar dreams.”
— Brandi L. Bates
“Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance”
— Munia Khan
— Johnny Vegas
“The bellboy that showed me to the room was this very old guy around sixty-five. He was even more depressing than the room was. He was one of those bald guys that comb all their hair over from the side to cover up the baldness. I'd rather be bald than do that. Anyway, what a gorgeous job for a guy around sixty-five years old. Carrying people's suitcases and waiting for a tip.”
— J.D. Salinger
“It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.”
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
— Lemony Snicket
“There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.”
— Logan Pearsall Smith
“When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.”
— Christopher Hitchens
— Jeremy Hardy
“The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.”
— Gail Porter
“According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.”
— Federico Fellini
“I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.”
— Greg Proops
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
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