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Im no good at the one-liner thing. Its just not me.
— Jamie Bell —

The fact that you can go to the bathroom on an airplane is pretty novel. I bet nobody expected that a hundred years ago. Can you imagine two sailors looking over the front rails of their massive ocean liner in the early 1900s, one of them pointing way up in the clouds and whispering to the other, "One day a man will take a crap up there." No, me either.

— Neil Pasricha

If I write something down, it's normally just a sharp one-liner.

— Courtney Barnett

It's always a good feeling when you can produce just the right one-liner to prove your point so tidily.

— Emily Giffin

I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me.

— Jamie Bell

I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude.

— Ras Kass

I've been on a real Credence Clearwater kick. I've been collecting their albums on CD
right now I really like 'I Put a Spell on You.' I don't know who actually wrote it; it might be a traditional, or like, an old blues song, I haven't looked in the liner notes, but it's the first song on their first album. I love all the hits; I mean @#$%&, I like every one of them. I think my favorite song by John Fogerty is 'Have You Ever Seen the Rain?' They're my favorite American band of all time, totally.

— Ben Kweller

I guess the one-liner kind of comic sounds like a guy who can talk and talk and whatever the subject is, he can pull out a one-liner, but I couldn't do that. I didn't like the association. I mean, I love Steven Wright, but so many people started saying "Steven Wright" to me, and I would get mad, because I never wanted to be thought of as copying anybody.

— Mitch Hedberg

To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film.

— Mae West

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