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I was cyber-bullied before all those Myspace-related suicides, so my school principal wasnt really impressed when my mom complained about what was happening to me on my Xanga blog and on AIM chat. "Get your life sorted out, you fucking scitzo [sic] dyke tranny bitch," one comment might say. Another comment would say something like, "I know shes reading this, shes so pathetic." And, perhaps most frightening of all: "Im going to fuck you up until your mother bleeds.
— Nenia Campbell —

I long for the simplicity of theatre. I want lessons learned, comeuppances delivered, people sorted out, all before your bladder gets distractingly full. That's what I want. What I know is what we all know, whether we'll admit it or not: every attempt to impose the roundness of a well-made play on reality produces a disaster. Life just isn't so, nor will it be made so.

— John M. Ford

My daughter's eggs are silver points of potential energy, the light at the beginning of the tunnel, a near-life experience. Boys don't make sperm-their proud "seed"-until they reach puberty. But my daughter's sex cells, our seed, are already settled upon prenatally, the chromosomes sorted, the potsherds of her parents' histories packed into their little phospholipid baggies.

— Natalie Angier

No doubt Carter would describe the underground city in excruciating detail, with exact measurements of each room, boring history on every statue and hieroglyph, and background notes on the construction of the magical headquarters of the House of Life.
I will spare you that pain.
It's big. It's full of magic. It's underground.
There. Sorted.

— Rick Riordan

That there are no troubles in life that can't be sorted through or solved by spending time in the garden

— Karen White

That women bring home the bacon, fry it up, serve it for breakfast, and use its greasy remains to make candles for their children's science projects is hardly news. Yet how parenting responsibilities get sorted out under these conditions remains unresolved. Neither government nor private business has adapted to this reality, throwing the burden back onto individual families to cope. And while today's fathers are more engaged with their children than fathers in any previous generation, they're charting a blind course, navigating by trial and, just as critically, error. Many women can't tell whether they're supposed to be grateful for the help they're getting or enraged by the help they're failing to receive; many men, meanwhile, are struggling to adjust to the same work-life rope-a-dope as their wives, now that they too are expected to show up for Gymboree.

— Jennifer Senior

You don't reach points in life at which everything is sorted out for us. I believe in endings that should suggest our stories always continue.

— Lauren Oliver

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