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Every year on my birthday I get a small dash on my inner thigh where my balls currently hang. You cant tell me thats not going to be a beautiful work of art when its finished. My grandkids are playing with my balls, they cant figure it out. Theyre like, What are these things? Im like, Its your future, read the chart. They dont stop growing; theyre like earlobes. That joke was inspired by a door that wasnt locked when I was 11.
— Daniel Tosh —

Every year on my birthday I get a small dash on my inner thigh where my balls currently hang. You can't tell me that's not going to be a beautiful work of art when it's finished. My grandkids are playing with my balls, they can't figure it out. They're like, 'What are these things?' I'm like, 'It's your future, read the chart.' They don't stop growing; they're like earlobes. That joke was inspired by a door that wasn't locked when I was 11.

— Daniel Tosh

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