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Sydney: Can I ask you a question? Me: As long as you promise never again to start a question off with whether or not you can propose a question. Sydney: Okay, asshole. I know I shouldnt be thinking about him at all, but Im curious. What did he wrote on that paper when we went to get my purse? And what did you write back that made hit you? Me: I agree that you shouldnt be thinking about him at all, but Im honestly shocked its taken you this long to ask me about it. Sydney: Well? Ugh. I hate writing it verbatim, but she wants to know, so ... Me: He wrote "Are you fucking her?" Sydney: OMG! What a prick! Me: Yep. Sydney: So what did you say back to him that made him punch you? Me: I write, "Why do you think Im here for her purse? I gave her a hundred for tonight, and now she owes me change." I reread the text, and Im not so sure it sounds as funny as I thought it did.
— Colleen Hoover —

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