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I had a terrible time hiring rich people. It sounds funny, but the problem is when things go wrong they can ask, Why am I doing this? You dont ever want anybody asking that question. You want them to say, I know why Im doing it, I need the money, lets go or whatever it is that draws them.
— Ben Horowitz —

The other problem is that she hasn't arrived."
"Oh, yeah? And who is she?"
"Well, she is a remarkable, funny, classy woman who can say the word fuck without being trashy. She makes me laugh, is ambitious, loves me because I'm nice, not in spite of it, and is as nice in return. She is simply enchanting."
"Shooting for the stars there, aren't you, pal?"
"Shouldn't we all?"
I didn't know anymore, although I utterly envied his romanticism.

— Megan Karasch

The funny thing about the word "delusion" is that it means just that-delusion. When you have it, you don't know it, and that can be a problem.

— Christopher Zzenn Loren

For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had to give it up. Throughout the next twenty-two years I lay still and discovered that after a few minutes I could drop off with no problem. Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it's funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own. Often I never even made it to the bed. I'd squat down to pet the cat and wake up on the floor eight hours later, having lost a perfectly good excuse to change my clothes. I'm now told that this is not called "going to sleep" but rather "passing out," a phrase that carries a distinct hint of judgment.

— David Sedaris

Laura's problem was that she kept casting men in roles they weren't suited for. Like lovely Josh, casting him in the role of decent, kind house-husband, the perfect partner, the modern male, when - what was it that she'd actually loved about him, really? Laura tried to think, and couldn't come up with an answer. He was a great man - kind, funny, clever, hard working - but there was no way he was the man for her, she realised now. Why hadn't she seen it?

— Harriet Evans

Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too.

— Richie Benaud

That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with funny accents and odd rituals, and we get into trouble.

— Cyrus Broacha

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.

— Tobias Wolff

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