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Its a funny thing. Ill be in my home town of Columbus at a restaurant or something, and the waiter maybe asks, What do you do? and I say, Oh, Im in a band ... Twenty One Pilots, and hell say, Cool, Ill check it out. I never heard of them. And then I say, In September were playing the Schottenstein Center, and its like, What?!
— Tyler Joseph —

The other part of me wanted to get out and stay out, but this was the part I never listened to. Because if I ever had I would have stayed in the town where I was born and worked in the hardware store and married the boss's daughter and had five kids and read them the funny paper on Sunday morning and smacked their heads when they got out of line and squabbled with the wife about how much spending money they were to get and what programs they could have on the radio or TV set. I might even get rich - small-town rich, an eight-room house, two cars in the garage, chicken every Sunday and the Reader's Digest on the living room table, the wife with a cast-iron permanent and me with a brain like a sack of Portland cement. You take it, friend. I'll take the big sordid dirty crooked city.

— Raymond Chandler

Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved. I was living in the house with a beautiful Mexican family for three months before I realized they weren't my cousins visiting from out of town. They were so nice. They called me "Quien es, quien es," which I thought was a beautiful name.

— Ellen DeGeneres

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