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Kai whirled around and his face was sadowed by the angle of the sun. Still, she knew his tone. Anger. "Whats so funny? That our project has been set back several says? That were stuck here longer? That you take a little spill from a horse and everyone wants to rearrange the world so you dont suffer a moment of inconvenience?" "No," she said, and her voice was even. "That I would wait a month in agony just to hear you insult me. Im a miserable girl indeed, dont you think?
— Diana Peterfreund —

Percy, you are dismissed from my service."
"Me? Why, my lord?"
"Why? Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a prince of the realm, you would bore the leggings off a village idiot. You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly, and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be. If you put on a floppy hat and a funny codpiece, you might just get by as a fool, but since you wouldn't know a joke if it got up and gave you a haircut, I doubt it. That's why you're dismissed."
"Oh, I see."
"And as for you, Baldrick ... "
"Yes."
"You're out, too.

— Richard Curtis

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

— Adlai E. Stevenson II

Kai whirled around and his face was sadowed by the angle of the sun. Still, she knew his tone. Anger. "What's so funny? That our project has been set back several says? That we're stuck here longer? That you take a little spill from a horse and everyone wants to rearrange the world so you don't suffer a moment of inconvenience?"
"No," she said, and her voice was even. "That I would wait a month in agony just to hear you insult me. I'm a miserable girl indeed, don't you think?

— Diana Peterfreund

How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side.

— Phyllis McGinley

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