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Ive always believed that to some extent you get to decide for yourself what your life will be like. You can either look at the world and say "Oh, isnt it all so tragic, so grim, so awful." Or you can look at the world and decide that its mostly funny. If you step back far enough from the details, everything gets funny. You say war is tragic. I say, isnt it crazy the way people will fight over nothing? People fight wars to control crappy little patches of empty desert, for crying out loud. Its like fighting over an empty soda can. Its not so much tragic as it is ridiculous. Asinine! Stupid! You say, isnt it terrible about global warming? And I say, no, its funny. Were going to bring on global warming because we ran too many leaky air conditioners? We used too much spray deodorant, so now well be doomed to sweat forever? Thats not sad. Thats irony.
— Katherine Applegate —

I went to a foot specialist recently and she said:
"You've broken a bone, it's healed funny."
"What can you do?"
"Not much."
She strapped me up though and that's the reason my foot is hurting, because the strapping gave me cramp.
When I'm about to die I'm going to head ti a swamp so I topple in when the time comes. In 50,000 years when they dig me up, pretty well preserved, the scientists will have to work out what sort of life I led from my bone structure, teeth and whatnot. Maybe I'll be clutching a Felt record or something to give them a clue. They'll look at my foot and say: "This man broke a bone and it's healed funny." And they'll look at the Felt record, analysing the grooves with a Groove Analyser and they'll say: "He was obviously in an indie band and one day the pressure got too much, and he booted a wall." And they wouldn't be far from the truth, those crazy scientists.

— Stuart Murdoch

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