Funny 45 Birthday Quotes

Enjoy reading and share 8 famous quotes about Funny 45 Birthday with everyone.

Funny 45 Birthday Quotes

Booking an act for my Dads 70th birthday, I wanted a great act and went straight to John Archer- his reputation in the magic world is among the very best. I was so pleased he was able to do it, and he absolutely brought the house down. It was brilliant, hysterically funny, and perfectly pitched for the occasion. He made the evening. Id recommend him unreservedly.
— Derren Brown —

I put my hand on the altar rail. 'What if ... what if Heaven is real, but only in moments? Like a glass of water on a hot day when you're dying of thirst, or when someone's nice to you for no reason, or ... ' Mam's pancakes with Toblerone sauce; Dad dashing up from the bar just to tell me, 'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite'; or Jacko and Sharon singing 'For She's A Squishy Marshmallow' instead of 'For She's A Jolly Good Fellow' every single birthday and wetting themselves even though it's not at all funny; and Brendan giving his old record player to me instead of one of his mates. 'S'pose Heaven's not like a painting that's just hanging there for ever, but more like ... Like the best song anyone ever wrote, but a song you only catch in snatches, while you're alive, from passing cars, or ... upstairs windows when you're lost ...

— David Mitchell

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

— Larry David

Funny 45 Birthday Quotes Pictures

Want to see more pictures of Funny 45 Birthday quotes? Click on image of Funny 45 Birthday quotes to view full size.

Funny 45 Birthday Quotes Pictures 1
Funny 45 Birthday Quotes Pictures 2
Funny 45 Birthday Quotes Pictures 3
Funny 45 Birthday Quotes Pictures 4

Related Famous Quotes by Topics