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All the girls joined in. I was thirteen last April and it rained on my birthday and I didnt even get to wear anything special - We turned ten - just two months ago - I usually get a book for my birthday - but - this year - You forgot my birthday, too. And mine. The girls looked miserable. The King opened his mouth, then shut it. Sir! whined Lord Teddie. You forgot my birthday, too! Bramble gave a surprised laugh, then slapped her hand over her mouth, as though shocked at letting it out. The tension broke. The girls laughed sheepishly, and Lord Teddie beamed. He probably did not have many ladies think him funny.
— Heather Dixon —

I put my hand on the altar rail. 'What if ... what if Heaven is real, but only in moments? Like a glass of water on a hot day when you're dying of thirst, or when someone's nice to you for no reason, or ... ' Mam's pancakes with Toblerone sauce; Dad dashing up from the bar just to tell me, 'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite'; or Jacko and Sharon singing 'For She's A Squishy Marshmallow' instead of 'For She's A Jolly Good Fellow' every single birthday and wetting themselves even though it's not at all funny; and Brendan giving his old record player to me instead of one of his mates. 'S'pose Heaven's not like a painting that's just hanging there for ever, but more like ... Like the best song anyone ever wrote, but a song you only catch in snatches, while you're alive, from passing cars, or ... upstairs windows when you're lost ...

— David Mitchell

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

— Larry David

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