Female Vs Male Funny Quotes

Enjoy reading and share 6 famous quotes about Female Vs Male Funny with everyone.

Female Vs Male Funny Quotes

He followed her into the bathroom and sat on the shut toilet seat while she washed her back with a brush. "I forgot to tell you," he said. "Liza sent us a wheel of Brie." "Thats nice," she said, "but you know what? Brie gives me terribly loose bowels." He hitched up his genitals and crossed his legs. "Thats funny," he said. "It constipates me." That was their marriage then not the highest paving of the stair, the clatter of Italian fountains, the wind in the alien olive trees, but this: a jay-naked male and female discussing their bowels.
— John Cheever —

Perhaps it is no wonder that the women were first at the Cradle and last at the Cross. They had never known a man like this Man-there never has been another. A prophet and teacher who never nagged at them, never flattered or coaxed or patronized; who never made arch jokes about them, never treated them as "The women, God help us!" or "The ladies, God bless them!"; who rebuked without querulousness and praised without condescension; who took their questions and arguments seriously; who never mapped out their sphere for them, never urged them to be feminine or jeered at them for being female; who had no axe to grind and no uneasy male dignity to defend; who took them as he found them and was completely unselfconscious. There is no act, no sermon, no parable in the whole Gospel that borrows its pungency from female perversity; nobody could guess from the words and deeds of Jesus that there was anything "funny" about woman's nature. Dorothy Day, Catholic social activist and journalist

— Sarah Bessey

Anytime there's a bad female stand-up somewhere, some dickhead Interblogger will deduce that "women aren't funny." Using that same math, I can state: Male comedy writers piss in cups.

— Tina Fey

There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.

— Kristen Wiig

He followed her into the bathroom and sat on the shut toilet seat while she washed her back with a brush. "I forgot to tell you," he said. "Liza sent us a wheel of Brie." "That's nice," she said, "but you know what? Brie gives me terribly loose bowels." He hitched up his genitals and crossed his legs. "That's funny," he said. "It constipates me." That was their marriage then
not the highest paving of the stair, the clatter of Italian fountains, the wind in the alien olive trees, but this: a jay-naked male and female discussing their bowels.

— John Cheever

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.

— Jo Brand

It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.

— Mindy Kaling

Female Vs Male Funny Quotes Pictures

Want to see more pictures of Female Vs Male Funny quotes? Click on image of Female Vs Male Funny quotes to view full size.

Female Vs Male Funny Quotes Pictures 1
Female Vs Male Funny Quotes Pictures 2
Female Vs Male Funny Quotes Pictures 3
Female Vs Male Funny Quotes Pictures 4

Related Famous Quotes by Topics

Good Going To College Quotes

Good Going To College Quotes

I was a bad student. I liked archaeology actually, I was interested in maybe becoming an archaeologist but I was such a bad — Ben Stiller

Unspoken Pain Quotes

Unspoken Pain Quotes

The devil lives in the shadow of subtle things those things people keep hidden from others. They reside in the lies they tell — Shannon L. Alder

I Hate Storms Quotes

I Hate Storms Quotes

I hate storms, but calms undermine my spirits. — Bernard Moitessier

Quotes About Everything Being The Same

Quotes About Everything Being The Same

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks — Charles Bukowski

Quotes About Birthday My Mom

Quotes About Birthday My Mom

It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this — Stevie Nicks

Quotes About Whales In Captivity

Quotes About Whales In Captivity

I was watching a Storyville documentary called Blackfish about killer whales in captivity. I was emotionally drained by the end. It revealed a — Rupert Evans

Quotes About Responsibility To Society

Quotes About Responsibility To Society

At its most basic the democratic contract is a simple one: the right to vote comes with a responsibility to society, through tax — Lucy Powell

Quotes About Keg Stands

Quotes About Keg Stands

We were in production on a movie called All the Real Girls, which filmed in the Fall of 2001, and we really discovered — David Gordon Green

Leif Gw Quotes

Leif Gw Quotes

Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?" I asked Leif. "She thought I could assist you in some way. Instead, — Maria V. Snyder

Quotes About Helvetica Font

Quotes About Helvetica Font

I guess if there was a desert island scenario and I only could take one font with me, I guess it would be — Khoi Vinh

Quotes About Light Trails

Quotes About Light Trails

A bit of mist and light suffice for life to overpower nothingness. A bit of hope and time suffice for you to cross — Mahmoud Darwish

Quotes About Life Uncommon

Quotes About Life Uncommon

Lend your voices only to sounds of freedom, no longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be free from. Fill — Jewel

Only If I Had You Quotes

Only If I Had You Quotes

This was years ago, I think during the early [Ronald] Reagan years. I came up with a plan that everybody just pay $8.95 — Dave Barry

Best Life Status Quotes

Best Life Status Quotes

This LIFE is NOT about a BIG house, VALUABLE things, a FULL bank account or a POWERFUL status. Its about having a BIG — Tanya Masse

Can't Leave You Quotes

Can't Leave You Quotes

Ignore girls and they cant leave you alone. — Chetan Bhagat

Quotes About St John Rivers

Quotes About St John Rivers

I honour endurance, perseverance, industry, talent; because these are the means by which men achieve great ends and mount to lofty eminence. -St.John — Charlotte-Bronte

Quotes About Unnecessary Friends

Quotes About Unnecessary Friends

Religion is unusual among divisive labels in being spectacularly unnecessary. If religious beliefs had any evidence going for them, we might have to — Richard Dawkins

Er Tech Quotes

Er Tech Quotes

In the last years of the nineteen-eighties, I worked not at startups but at what might be called finish-downs. Tech companies that were — Jill Lepore

Deserve Another Chance Quotes

Deserve Another Chance Quotes

I think Ill give them another chance. Americans deserve another chance with my music. — Albert Ayler

The Rock Wrestler Quotes

The Rock Wrestler Quotes

I am confident that someday in the future The Rock, who was once a professional wrestler, will run for president of the United — Piper Kerman