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Ed Crocker Quotes

The house is dead, part from Troy whos limping around just outside the bedroom doors. "What happened to you?" "Mrs Crocker has fat fingers." It takes a moment for me to work out what hes saying. "You let her finger your asshole?" A pained moan escapes him and he starts to pace. "She said shed pay double ... said she saw it in a movie. It was supposed to make me come instantly." "And?" "What?" he breathes out. "Did you come?" "No. I squealed like a banshee and hauled ass out of there. I think half my insides are hanging out of my ass. Will you check?" he says, pants already down to his knees.
— Jay McLean —

Don't start that again. It's not my fault you don't have any masculine aprons."
"That's because aprons aren't masculine, genius."
"Don't make me have you for dinner, princess."
"Whatever, Betty Crocker. Knock yourself out.

— Rachael Wade

Poor Christopher-John had fallen into the hands of Miss. Daisy Crocker. I greatly sympathized him, but as in everything else, Christopher John tried to see the bright side in having to face such a shrew every morning. "Maybe she done changed," he said hopefully on the first day of school. However, when classes were over he was noticeably quiet.
Well?" I asked him.
He shrugged dejectedly and admitted, "She still the same.

— Mildred D. Taylor

Call her Betty Fucking Crocker, because the cake was so going to be worth the bake.

— Kresley Cole

What is that, Shakespeare?"
"Betty Crocker, a fascinating woman.

— Kami Garcia

If I had one piece of advice for people - if they are cooking from the Alinea cookbook, the Betty Crocker cookbook or the back of the box - read through the entire recipe first before reaching for any ingredients, and then read again and execute the directions.

— Grant Achatz

Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

— Howie Carr

Crocker, it's about property values."
"It's about being in place. We -" gesturing around the Visitor's Bar and its withdrawal into seemingly unbounded shadow, "we're in place. We've been in place forever. Look around. Real estate, water rights, oil, cheap labor - all of that's ours. And you, at the end of the day, what are you? one more unit in this swarm of transients who come and go without pause here in the sunny Southland, eager to be bought off with a car of a certain make, model, and year, a blonde in a bikini, thirty seconds on some excuse for a wave - a chili dog, for Christ's sake." He shrugged. "We will never run out of you people. The supply is inexhaustible.

— Thomas Pynchon

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