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Simon had been all lined up and hed managed to throw away the best girl hed ever meet. "What a dumbass," Beck muttered. "No way Id have done that.
— Jana Oliver —

My first incident drinking alcohol occurred after a 2-month period in which I stole wine coolers and beers from my parents and hid them in different places around my room. I was 14 years old, in eighth grade. I invited a friend over one night after I had stolen enough. After 2 wine coolers the friend interrupted me, saying, "Hold on," and vomited into a trash can. I vomited a lot into the toilet. The next day, like a dumbass, I put the empty wine cooler and beer bottles in our outside garbage bin without trying to cover them. My dad caught me as a result, but hid it from my mom for unknown reasons.

— Brandon Scott Gorrell

Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a cliff.

— Dean Young

Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass.

— Eve Langlais

And because I was competing for world's biggest dumbass, I stayed out there, in the trees, stomach grumbling like a damn engine, and helped her carry in box after box without her even knowing.

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

Although the secrets governments kept were generally about money wasted on dumbass ideas while social services held bake sales.

— Tanya Huff

What do you want?
"To know you," she said without hesitation. "All of you. I want to know what makes you feel good."
"Your laughter," he said without hesitation. "Feeling your hands on me. The way you look at me, whether I've been a complete dumbass, or just made you come-"
With a laugh, she ducked her head, but he dipped his down until she was looking at him again. "You want to know what scared me?" he asked.
"Yes"
He leaned even closer and slid a hand to the nape of her neck. "The thought of never having those things with you again."
-Chloe and Sawyer (Head over Heels)

— Jill Shalvis

Simon had
been all lined up and he'd managed to throw away the best girl he'd ever meet.
"What a dumbass," Beck muttered. "No way I'd have done that.

— Jana Oliver

Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be.

— Gerald McRaney

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