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Taylor: "Show me your craftiness. Ill give you one question." Jeremy: "Im a big believer in first impressions," he finally said. "Tell me what your first thought was when Jason walked into the courtroom." Taylor: "I vowed to hate him forever." Jeremy: "Thats exactly what I said nineteen years ago, five minutes after he first walked into our dorm room." ... Jason : "Did I miss something?" Taylor: "Youre a bit older than I thought, Jason Andrews." Jason glanced quickly at Jeremy, who held up his hands innocently. Jeremy: "I swear, she forced it out of me.
— Julie James —

Charity could chatter dorm-room Marxist theory with the best of them, but a single look from cool, silver-haired Lady Beddington was enough to make her tremble from head to toe.

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

Lesson learned? Don't have sex on the top bunk in a dorm room. It doesn't matter if the girl weighs a buck-oh-five and you know you plan on only lasting for ten minutes tops. Those bunk beds are made out of sticks.

— Monica Murphy

I thought I was Superman until I experienced that life-changing anaphylactic shock. I was eating lunch and gobbled down a couple of bowls of gumbo. Then, 15 minutes later, I'm in my dorm room resting up. My eyes started itching and my throat was swelling up. I could barely breathe.

— Adrian Peterson

You can imagine what a dorm room environment is to a CF parent. It's like, oh my God. It's crazy.

— Boomer Esiason

The suite was set: Chris and I in the left, back room; Tom and Ricky in the left, front room; Junior and Danny Tampon in the back, right room next to the bathroom; and Dickstein all by his peanut-dick-self in the front, right room. It was quite a radical change from the suite that surrounded me, Chris, and Tom the previous year. Just getting rid of Lebeuf was addition by subtraction. The Beachside Dorm, Suite 524, would be one of the happiest places in my two-decade life. Freedom of expression was never diminished, unless Dickstein opened his mouth and shit flew out of it.

— Phil Wohl

In the late 1990s, I wrote a book from the point of view of a young black woman who has barricaded herself in her college dorm room, pursued by a man, either real or imagined, who finally materializes as the father she has never known.

— Susan Shreve

The Dorm Room Diet is nothing like the conventional diets you may have tried in the past. It offers guidelines for creating a healthy lifestyle on your own, without the daunting restrictions of a quick-fix diet.

— Daphne Oz

I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all.

— Phil Robertson

When my father became vice president, I was a sophomore in high school. I'd do things like go on a run with my soccer team and purposely dodge the security van. Then my parents compromised with the Secret Service when I went to college. I just had a panic button in my dorm room, so if I pressed that, they'd be there within 2 or 3 minutes.

— Kristin Gore

I wish I wasn't famous. I wish I was still in school
So that I could have you in my dorm room, how I'd put it on you

— Drake

You could do anything in your room at college. You could smoke pot, live in a coed dorm, have a girl. But you couldn't have a ... hot plate!

— Jay Leno

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