Dachshund Quotes

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Dachshund Quotes

Nothing will turn a mans home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund.
— Victoria Magazine —

He couldn't have moved quicker if he had been the dachshund Poppet, who at this juncture was running round in circles, trying, if I read his thoughts aright, to work off the rather heavy lunch he had had earlier in the afternoon.

— P.G. Wodehouse

Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book, or warning, on the character and temperament of the Dachshund and why he can't be trained and shouldn't be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a Dachshund to heed my slightest command. When I address Fred I never have to raise either my voice or my hopes. He even disobeys me when I instruct him in something he wants to do.

— E.B. White

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

— H.L. Mencken

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