Captain Obvious Quotes

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Captain Obvious Quotes

Hello, Captain Obvious. You two have been swiping at each other for so long, I figured it was only a matter of time before you realized that youre just two sides of the same coin.
— Jessica Scott —

It's a timeline!' Elysia exclaimed.
'Thanks, Captain Obvious,' said Ferbus.
Elysia glared at him. 'Thank you, Captain Overused Expression.'
'No, thank you, Captain Shut Your Facehole.

— Gina Damico

You're a pure, holy angel of goodness, and I'm Satan's evil whore of a daughter. So yeah, we can't work. Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. But we can fuck.

— Larissa Ione

Don't make me junk punch you Captain Obvious.

— T.M. Frazier

Judging from the way they sat and goggled at the drag on the stage it was obvious that they were indulging in delightful fantasies that brought to them substantial memories of the girls they had left behind in London or Manchester. As the Quartermaster Captain lisped after performing before a particularly rapt audience: 'I bet there were more standing pricks than snotty noses tonight'. Astonishingly, I suspect he was right. We probably helped to keep the home fires of passion burning.

— Eric Hiscock

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

— Drew Carey

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