Simone Elkeles Quotes: I Flip Open My Phone To Text Jessica Me

I Flip Open My Phone To Text Jessica:
Me: Guess Who's Pregnant?
Jess: U?
Me: Get Real.
Jess: Ur Mom?
Me: Yep
Jess: Mazel Tov!?
Me: Don't Congratulate Me, Plz
Jess: Could B Worse
Me: How?
Jess: Could Be U?
Me: I'm A Virgin.
Jess: Nobody's Perfect.
— Simone Elkeles —

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