“It Was Made Clear To Me That I Wasn't Supposed To Trouble The Moody Creator With Any Pesky Questions About The Eccentricities Of His Cosmic System ... Thus My Idea Of Heaven Was That I Got To Spend Eternity Sitting At The Feet Of God, Grilling Him. "Let Me Get This Straight," I'd Say, By Way Of Introduction. "It's Your Position That Every Person Born Has To Suffer Because Eve Couldn't Resist A Healthy Between-meals Snack?”
— Sarah Vowell —

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