P. K. Darling Quotes: Its My Prom King Brett Hes Tapping At

It's My Prom King, Brett. He's Tapping At The Window, Wanting Me To Roll It Down Or To Get Out Of The Car - What An Image That Would Be. How Will I Ever Live That Down? I Can't Even See Myself Laughing About It Twenty Years From Now. If The Neighbors Walk Past They'll Probably Report Me To Social Services, I Can Hear Them On The Phone Now, She's Too Lazy To Even Go To The Bathroom, She Just Shits In Her Car.
— P. K. Darling —

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