Archive for the ‘Famous Quotes’ Category
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
-Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!” - Robin Williams
-The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month. - Henry Van Dyke
-In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood
-To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - -W. J. Vogel
-The weather here is gorgeous. It’s mild and feels like it’s in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. - David Letterman
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Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Ancient Chinese Proverb
Even the gods love jokes. Plato
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. Mark Twain
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Saturday, March 1st, 2008
Here are a few of my favourite Jerry Seinfeld Quotes:
“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.”
“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. ”
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”
“People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.”
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Sunday, February 10th, 2008
Here is Issac Asimov selling a Radio Shack computer with the quote, Get an out-of-this-world deal on my favorite color computer”.
RadioShack Ad Issac Asimov featuring a color computer (1982)
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Friday, February 1st, 2008
If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you. -
Carmen Electra
Today is Valentine’s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! - Jay Leno
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Friday, January 4th, 2008
To kick off 2008 I will give you my fav new years quote by Benjamin Franklin,
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
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Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
These are some famous religious quotes that seem to ring quite true.
- “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
Mohandas Gandhi
- “When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.”
Frank Sinatra
- “Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.”
Dennis Miller
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Monday, December 3rd, 2007
Here are some of my favourite ‘work hard’ quotes.
- “Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.”
Ann Landers
- “Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.”
Thomas A. Edison
- “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
Vince Lombardi
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Sunday, December 2nd, 2007
Here are a couple of my favourite sports celeb quotes, the one by Tiger ranks right up there as one of the top funny quotes ever by a sports figure:
- “It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”
Muhammad Ali
- “You miss 100% of the shots you never take.”
Wayne Gretzky
- “Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
Tiger Woods
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Thursday, November 29th, 2007
To kick things off here are a couple of my favourite quotes on the topic of love.
-”Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
Albert Einstein
-”I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.”
Mother Teresa
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