Archive for the ‘Crazy Statements’ Category

Crazy Justin Bieber Quote

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

“I was, like, seven when September 11th went down, and frankly I’m surprised people are still going on about it. Move on, already!”

Real or not?  If it was then it was pretty much the stupidest thing he could have said!

AIG Bonuses = Humor

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Here is some quick background on this quote, AIG lost 65 Billion dollar in the last quarter and had to be bailed out by the American taxpayers to the tune of 170 Billion dollars.  When asked about the 176 million dollars in bonuses they are paying out, here is the quote:

  “We cannot attract and retain the best and brightest talent to lead and staff the AIG businesses”

Now that is a funny quote!

Kids Quotes on Love

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell … That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.”
Mae, age 9

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE

“Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.”
John, age 9

“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.”
Glenn, age 7

Love this Bill Gates Quote

Monday, September 1st, 2008

Everytime I pay crazy gas prices I think of this quote…

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.

Kids Take on Famous Quotes

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Here are the top 5 proverbs as finished by grade one students at a public school in the US

1. Don’t bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.

2. Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader.

3. If you lie down with dogs, you . . . will stink in the morning.

4. Where there is smoke, there is . . . pollution.

5. If at first you don’t succeed . . . get new batteries.

Oh, oh, Grandma is a racist

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

This picture of a KKK grandma is worth a few thousand word quote.

baking for a racist