Archive for the ‘Almost Famous Quotes’ Category

Fashion Quotes

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

I watched a bit of America’s Most Smartest Model this week and it inspired me to dig up some of my fav fashion quotes:

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.” - Oscar Wilde

“On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.” - Dave Barry

“Fashion is a social agreement. the result of a consensus of a large group of people.” - Stella Blum

Favorite Seinfeld Quotes

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

Here are a few of my favourite Jerry Seinfeld Quotes:

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“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.”

“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. ”

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”

“People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.”

Issac Asimov Quote

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

Here is Issac Asimov selling a Radio Shack computer with the quote, Get an out-of-this-world deal on my favorite color computer”.

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RadioShack Ad Issac Asimov featuring a color computer (1982)

Valentines Day Quotes

Friday, February 1st, 2008

If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you. -
Carmen Electra

Today is Valentine’s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! - Jay Leno

Quotes on Religion

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

These are some famous religious quotes that seem to ring quite true.

- “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
Mohandas Gandhi

- “When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.”
Frank Sinatra

- “Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.”
Dennis Miller

Famous Sports Quotes

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

Here are a couple of my favourite sports celeb quotes, the one by Tiger ranks right up there as one of the top funny quotes ever by a sports figure:

- “It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”
Muhammad Ali

- “You miss 100% of the shots you never take.”
Wayne Gretzky

- “Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
Tiger Woods