Zach Braff Quotes

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Zach Braff Quotes

I mean, I understand that because theyre disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I never understood how these people were allowed to drive cars but they get these really neat chairs with wheels and theyre still not happy, so instead of parking their wheelchairs in the designated spots, they upstage us normal people and get the best parking spots with vehicles that are clearly too sophisticated for them to be handling. Still, you should smile at a cripple, because its the only bit of happiness theyll ever have.
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You know that point in your life when you realize that the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore ... All of the sudden, even though you have some place to put your shit, that idea of home is gone ... Or maybe it's like this rite of passage ... You will never have that feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for your kids, for the family you start. It's like a cycle or something. Maybe that's all family really is: a group of people that miss the same imaginary place.

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I had a very funny family.

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I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.

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My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

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Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

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People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means taking risks, I've taken risks and I've made mistakes, but the bottom line is, could anyone else have done any better ? I have to believe that what I created was worthwhile.

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I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?

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The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

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I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?

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Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'

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You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics ...

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I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

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I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.

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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

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I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?

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It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

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