Whitney Cummings Quotes
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“There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasnt insured. My wallet was in there, and I couldnt call AAA, because I only had $7 in my bank account. It was one of those moments where I was like, O.K., I literally have nothing right now.”
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— Whitney Cummings
I did some pretty embarrassing modeling, like catalogs and QVC. I know there's probably a stereotype where all pretty girls think they're unattractive, but modeling is the worst thing for your self-esteem, because you're never pretty enough, you're never thin enough.
— Whitney Cummings
— Whitney Cummings
I was joking the other day about how my real life feels like a TV show, and my TV life feels real - because, to be on Thursday nights on NBC, which is what I grew up with, has been such a big part of inspiring me. To be part of that tradition is really completely surreal, and I'm so grateful.
— Whitney Cummings
— Whitney Cummings
— Whitney Cummings
There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasn't insured. My wallet was in there, and I couldn't call AAA, because I only had $7 in my bank account. It was one of those moments where I was like, 'O.K., I literally have nothing right now.'
— Whitney Cummings
“My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.”
— Whitney Cummings
I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and have the most amazing friends. But, I am mostly thankful for Spanx.
— Whitney Cummings
“A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you.”
— Whitney Cummings
Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?
— Whitney Cummings
“Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show.”
— Whitney Cummings
— Whitney Cummings
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