Tucker Carlson Quotes

Enjoy the top 89 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Tucker Carlson.

“The Republican Party of 2005 bears no resemblance to the Republican Party of 1994.”
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“I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.”

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It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

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“To politicize a man's tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn't it?”

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“I am really only interested in new information, not freelance opinion. I don't really care what you think off the top of your head.”

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“The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won.”

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“The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative with the CIA posted abroad. I could write a book about all the things I was sure about.”

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“Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.”

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“I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.”

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“If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own people.”

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“To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.”

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“Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.”

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There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign policy. But those arguments are complicated, hard to explain, and, in the end, not all that sensational.

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“I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're states and they get to do that. If people of one state want to be lighter on drunk drivers, they're wrong. That's their business.”

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“The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.”

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I very much like "Canada, the adults are talking" stance.

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“England, Australia, Israel, a few staunch, important allies internationally. But we have lost a lot of international support.”

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I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street.

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“Grover Norquist is a mean-spirited, humorless, dishonest little creep ... an embarrassing anomaly, the leering, drunken uncle everyone else wishes would stay home ... [He] is repulsive, granted, but there aren't nearly enough of him to start a purge trial.”

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“It's almost impossible to make the case that Bush is a conservative. That may be good; that may be bad.”

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“I think [Pat] Buchanan is far too easily and glibly dismissed.”

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“The Republican Party of 2005 bears no resemblance to the Republican Party of 1994.”

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“But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed for that. He wasn't, but the idea that the President of the United States would be getting behind someone who murdered dogs?”

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“Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.”

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“I'm for moral blackmail when it comes to putting away child molesters.”

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To call me a partisan hack is ludicrous. I am the least partisan person I know.

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“I'm not for cutting off hands but I'm more for cutting off hands than I am for molesting children, if that's what it takes to stop it. I think that's fair.”

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“I'm a small government conservative.”

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“Rich people making their houses bigger in order to make their lives happier wind up hurting their own marriages. There's a deep irony here. Do the couples perceive that irony?”

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Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right? Canada spends all of its time thinking about the United States, obsessing over the United States. It's unrequited love between Canada and the United States.

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All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything's smaller.

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“Television and the way we watch is going to change dramatically in the next year.”

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So that all the people who say, you know, "All the media hates America." A lot of the media does hate America but this is a case of, actually, the press doing its best, I think, to do the right by national security. So good for them.

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Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.

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“Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York.”

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“I think I always stand up for what I believe in.”

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I think Canadians, they may be offended that I pointed out that they're stalking us. But at least we're paying attention.

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“Europeans take their soccer pretty seriously. So, when this Turkish TV host had the nerve to criticize the local team, the fans decided to do something about it, something like storm the TV studio during a live show.”

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“I trust the federal government not to trample on civil liberties.”