Trey Parker Quotes

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Trey Parker Quotes

The truth is, marijuana probably isnt going to make you kill people. Most likely isnt going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and its when youre bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that youre not good at anything.
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Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. [Kyle turns to see Stan, who's listening to Wendy over at the merry-go-round] Why he's gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the five dollars my company charges.

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A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is my dad. Stan's father, Randy - my dad's name is Randy - that's my drawing of my dad; that's me doing my dad's voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan's last name, Marsh, was my dad's stepfather's name.

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I've started confiding in people, other artists mostly, that I hate making 'South Park,' and I always have. It's super stressful. I'm always miserable.

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My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

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I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

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I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are.

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I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

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When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of course later there's some dinking around with it and changing some stuff.

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You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it.

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My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

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Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.

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I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way.

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