Tom Holt Quotes

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Tom Holt Quotes

Theres all sorts of things I was always meaning to get around to - learning to play the flute, calculating the square root of nought, going mad - but I just didnt have the time.
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Just when you've squared up to the solemn realisation that life is a bitch, it turns round and does something nice, just to confuse you. - Emily Spitzer, The Better Mousetrap

— Tom Holt

Not only had he lost the only girl he'd ever loved, he'd lost her in duplicate, like some heartbroken but highly efficient civil servant.

— Tom Holt

Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton.

— Tom Holt

After all, what else is scientific enquiry of any sort other than a controlled version of banging one's head against the universe until something gives?

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A romantic, I think the word is. Latin for idiot.

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In his dream, George Stetchkin was in the dock at the Central Criminal Court, accused of the murder of nine million innocent brain cells. The usher was showing the jury the alleged murder weapon, an empty Bison Brand wodka bottle. Then the judge glared at him over the rims of his spectacles and sentenced him to the worst hangover of his life.

— Tom Holt

A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a funny hat, and inside every disaster there's a triumph struggling to get out.

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He made a conscious decision not to think about it, and accordingly spent the rest of his shift thinking about nothing else.

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It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.

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It had all dropped into place, like the last bit of the jigsaw, which you thought all along was a bit of left-hand sky, but when you turn it over you realise it's the last chunk of right-hand sea, or the sky tricksily reflected in the surface of the pond.

— Tom Holt

And if I've got to die, I want to die an editor.

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At any given time, ninety-nine-point-nine-five per cent of the human race are a confounded nuisance

— Tom Holt

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