Steve Martin Quotes

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Steve Martin Quotes

Mirabelle attracts men of a different kind. They are shyer and more reticent. They look at her a long time before approaching, and when they do find something about her that they want, it is something simple within her.
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I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
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... when the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable ...

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I opened the show with this line: I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night.

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Being on Twitter is like having a fern.

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I think communication is so firsbern.

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When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me.

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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

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To have someone play off and be with a band is more pleasurable.

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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars

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You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, "Steve, how can you be so funny?" There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, I put a slice of bologna in each of my shoes. So when I'm on stage, I feel funny.

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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it's almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.

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I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.

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