Steve Aylett Quotes

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Steve Aylett Quotes

I crept in to find my father with pennies on his eyes - and looking closer I saw they were made of foil-covered chocolate. Of course I stole and ate them. Magical guilt? Tell me about it
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The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

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Sanity's a virginity of the mind

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A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

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What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?

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How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?

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One thing you'll say for skeletons, they'll always give you a smile.

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Nothing like a spider in the mouth to get you thinking.

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Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.

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Scientists used to do an experiment whereby a dog's repeated reward for performing a task was unaccountably replaced by punishment. The dog, knowing it would be penalized for doing well or doing badly, would become melancholic and inactive. This and other unforeseeable results were funded by taxing up to sixty percent of people's earnings. People became strangely melancholic and inactive

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Painkillers are the drugs of the future

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Murder's the taking of one man's life by another - war's the other way around.

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He said he didn't like my kind and I was filled with the delirious expectation that he would identify me as a common species - that there were others like myself. I controlled my excitement, but he seemed to sense it - his gaze wavered uncertainly.

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It's hard for people to stampede when they're strutting

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The law is where reality goes to die.

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Life and death have equal authority in nature. When laws contradict so fundamentally they cause mere confusion in the average soul

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From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails

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Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly's wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

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