Scott Adams Quotes

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Scott Adams Quotes

I believe in karma ... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

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Before 'Dilbert,' I tried to become a computer programmer. In the early days of computing, I bought this big, heavy, portable computer for my house. I spent two years nights and weekends trying to write games that I thought I would sell. Turns out I'm not that good a programmer, so that was two years that didn't work out.

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One strategy for getting ahead is being incredibly good at a particular skill; you need to be world-class to stand out for that skill. In my case, I layered fairly average skills together until the combination became special.

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Avoid career traps such as pursuing jobs that require you to sell your limited supply of time while preparing you for nothing better.

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Common sense isn't a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments.

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The rest of the universe is like the coin. The events of
the past appear to cause the present, but every time we pop
back into existence we are subject to a new set of probabilities.
Literally anything can happen.

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I would define an asshole as anyone who chooses to make the lives of others less pleasant for reasons that don't appear productive or necessary.

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Consider the people who routinely disagree with you. See how confident they look while being dead wrong? That's exactly how you look to them.

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I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

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Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes ... no, wait ...

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I believe in karma ... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

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Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

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