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If all I need to do is smile, your culture is highly dependent on the shallowness of outer appearances." "Yeah," I laugh.  "We know. A million dead philosophers have told us before.
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How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club's computer to look up my appointments - "
"Whoa, I think you overestimate me, shitlord. Last time I checked all I did was be in the wrong place at the right time. I saw you and had to - "
"Stalk me."
" - delicately approach you. In a sideways manner. From behind. Without being seen at all. For ten minutes.

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Sometimes, we can't do the things we want to do for ourselves. Sometimes we wait for someone else to do them. You can't always wait like that. You have to seek out change on your own.

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Sometimes people need to be messed up. It reminds them life is short.

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Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass, you have to kick it back. In the nuts. With steel-toed boots. Essentially, if someone, anyone, kicks you, it is very mature to take the high-road and not kick them back. But it's not fun. And I'm all about fun. One hundred percent fun. One fundred percent.

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I leave her to chemically combust and find Wren in the student council office, filling out extremely interesting paperwork. He's buried behind piles of the stuff. I can barely see tufts of his blonde hair poking out. I reach into the paperwork pile and shove the two halves aside. Hundreds of them fall off the desk and to the floor. Papers drift through the air like snowflakes. Fat, boring-ass snowflakes. Wren looks up, face slack with shock.
"Whatcha doing?" I ask.
"Dividing up funding for the other clubs," He whispers, clearly distraught. A paper plops onto his head and slides off dejectedly. I'm respectful for three seconds.
"So anyway, I had this nightmare in which Jack was sexy and Kayla died.

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Anyway, I like you but you're ruining my life. Bye.

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Just one punch. In the eyeball. With a spoon.

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Newsflash; not everything that
drops from your gorgeous dumb mouth is
the truth." There's a pause. "Ah, shit. I just called you gorgeous. Now I have to commit seppuku."
"Don't you dare," I mumble into her neck.

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Yes, well, now I am an extremely mature, responsible adult, and I can do things like discuss my trials and tribulations calmly." "Uh-huh," Gran says expectantly. "Such as making out. I did actually make out with someone." Gran waits. "I mean, I punched him before I made out with him. But it was a mature punch.

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I will be the silent protector Gotham Kayla needs

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Dad," I whine. "My friend died and I gotta go kick life in the nuts.

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But this boy. This stupid, wonderful boy just might be worth it.

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Why do I feel the sudden urge to perform violence on your face?

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I used to not be into clothes. It's hard to be into clothes when the only thing people see about you is the fat, not the fashion.

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Did you know rats can leap over ten feet horizontally? And they always aim for the jugular.

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Okay, okay. Ms. Muffin stays. But keep in mind; first impressions are everything, and the only people Ms. Muffin will impress are six-year-olds." "Precisely, madre. I don't want to be friends with people who aren't six. At heart. Only at heart. Because it's also fun to legally drive.

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I see them on Facebook through the pictures Dad posts, but it's like they aren't real. It's like they're photoshopped Loch Ness monsters and the University of Whatever is going to prove the hoax by showing me the beam of light in the background is wavy or something. They're real. Sometimes I wish they weren't. And that's horrible, so I stop wishing that. Or at least I try to.

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If all I need to do is smile, your culture is highly dependent on the shallowness of outer appearances." "Yeah," I laugh.  "We know. A million dead philosophers have told us before.

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I hate idiots. There's a difference. It's not my fault a great majority of them in this world happen to be male.

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